I don’t know how you guys roll in your workplace but teams in a corporation that I work for love their morning meetings. It usually starts at 8am, preferably 2 or 3 minutes earlier to prove to the boss that we are diligent and punctual workers.
Armed with coffee, we sit down at the round table to discuss our daily/weekly missions. And there it begins…Here are some lines from my yesterday’s morning meeting.
Please note: unless you absolutely hate your job or are simply a ruthless asshole, refrain from shouting “THAT”S WHAT SHE SAID, MAN” after your boss’s comments, no matter how ridiculously funny they are.
“Do you think you can handle such a huge load” – my boss asking me whether I have enough time to take over a project
“We need to penetrate fast” – one of the colleagues trying to vocalize his opinion on how we should implement a new product
“So how are we going to do it” – my colleague wondering (one of those clueless ones who always wonders)
“That’s it?” – my boss expressing his surprise about the amount of new clients we acquired in the past month.
“I guess you will just have to swallow it and move on” – my boss’s response to my colleague’s complain regarding one of our clients
“Well, that was quick” – my colleague and I exchanging whispers after the meeting
What is your experience with TWSS at work? Do you participate in staff meetings that just can’t get any longer? THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
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